55+ Gingerbread Jokes for Kids, Teens, Adults

Is that the sweet, cinnamon-y aroma of fresh Gingerbread cookies?

You’ll know Christmas is here when you can smell the heavenly fragrance of a freshly baked batch of cookies coming from each house.

And of course, who doesn’t love decorating their Gingerbread cookies with the white sugary syrup and loads and loads of frostings and toppings?

Keeping the image of our amazing gingerbread cookies in mind, we bring to you a collection of 60 hilarious and pun-ny jokes.

What do gingerbread men use to make their beds? Cookie sheets!
Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy? He felt crumby inside!
What did the gingerbread man say to the cookie thief? “You’re really taking a bite out of me!”
Why don’t gingerbread cookies ever tell secrets? Because they might crumble under pressure!
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? A limp biscuit!
Why did the gingerbread man sit on the windowsill? He wanted to be a little cooler!
What did the gingerbread man say after a long day? “That really took the icing off me!”
Why did the gingerbread man go to school? To be a smart cookie!
What’s a gingerbread’s favorite ride? The cookie coaster!
What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite kind of joke? Sweet puns!

What’s a gingerbread’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat (beet)!
Why don’t gingerbread men use phones? They don’t want to get sticky fingers on the screen!
What do you call a gingerbread cookie in the sun? A toasty treat!
How does the gingerbread man like his pizza? With extra crust!
What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite sport? Cookie sprinting!
What happened when the gingerbread man broke his arm? He went to the icing doctor!
What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite drink? Hot cocoa with a swirl of joy!
Why did the cookie blush? Because it saw the chocolate chips!
How do gingerbread men stay in shape? By doing sugar crunches!
What kind of car does a gingerbread man drive? A cookie-coupe!

Why did the gingerbread man run from the bakery? He couldn’t handle the heat!
What did the fox say to the gingerbread man? “You’re one sweet snack!”
Why don’t gingerbread men like running marathons? Because they crumble under pressure!
What do you call a gingerbread man who runs super fast? A crumb rocket!
Why did the gingerbread man wear sneakers? So he could run, run as fast as he can!
What did the teacher say to the runaway cookie? “Stop skipping class!”
How do you catch a fast gingerbread cookie? With sugar traps and sprinkles!
Why was the gingerbread man hard to catch? Because he left a sweet trail behind!
What do you call a gingerbread escape artist? The Great Crumbini!
Why did the gingerbread man join a track team? To outrun the hungry kids!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you want a cookie?
What’s a gingerbread man’s favorite hobby?
Icing-skating!
Why don’t gingerbread men lie?
Because their noses crumble under pressure!
What’s a gingerbread man’s life motto?
“Live sweet, run fast!”
What happened when the gingerbread got cold?
He frosted himself!
Why was the cookie always calm?
Because he knew how to “chill dough.”
What did the gingerbread man name his dog?
Snickerdoodle!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a cookie?
Frostbite!
What’s a gingerbread’s favorite Christmas story?
“The Sweetest Night Before Christmas!”

What do gingerbread men do on Christmas Eve? They bake cookies for Santa!
What’s Santa’s favorite cookie joke? The one with the most crumbs!
Why did the gingerbread man hang out with candy canes? Because they’re sweet stick buddies!
What do gingerbread houses decorate with? Gumdrop dreams and icing beams!
Why did the gingerbread man wear a scarf? He didn’t want to catch a cold crumb!
What carol do gingerbread men love? “Deck the Halls with Dough and Frosting!”
Why do gingerbread men love December? It’s their time to shine (and sprinkle)!
How do gingerbread men say Merry Christmas? “Have a sweet and spicy holiday!”
What did the gingerbread say to the Christmas lights? “You light up my cookie world!”
What did the Christmas tree say to the gingerbread cookie? “You’re looking deliciously festive!”