70+ Reindeer Jokes that are Kiddish & Funny!

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose!!”

Hats off to the imagination of the person who came up with the lyrics of this famous Christmas song.

It is known that Santa goes to distribute gifts on Christmas Eve on his sleigh, which a dozen reindeers pull.

Taking inspo from these reindeers, we bring to you a collection of 75 reindeer-based jokes and one-liners.

This Christmas, you are all set with these trendy punchlines.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
Why don’t reindeer get parking tickets? Because they always park on the “hoof!”
How do reindeer say sorry? With “deer” apologies!
Why did the reindeer bring a pencil to the party? To draw a crowd!
What game do young reindeer love to play? Hide and sleigh!
Why did the reindeer get a bad report card? Because he was acting up in “deer” class!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of math? Deer-ivision!
Why did the reindeer blush? He saw Santa’s “clause!”
What did the reindeer say when he got a gift? “Oh deer, you shouldn’t have!”
Why did the reindeer stay home from school? He had the “flu-hoof!”
What do you call a reindeer with manners? A real gentle-deer!
Why did the reindeer get promoted? Because he was on the “nice list!”
What do reindeer use to dry off? A “hoof towel!”
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball tossed by a reindeer!
What did Santa say to the noisy reindeer? “Yule be quiet or yule be grounded!”

Why did the reindeer go to music class? He wanted to improve his “horn” section!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite subject? Snow-cial studies!
What did the reindeer write in his diary? “Dear diary, I feel very deer today.”
Why don’t reindeer cheat on tests? Because they have “deer” integrity!
What kind of homework do reindeer hate? Elf-a-bet worksheets!
How does a reindeer read a book? With his “antlerest!”
What do reindeer do during recess? Play tag—you’re “it-snow!”
Why did the reindeer bring a ladder to school? Because he was going to high school!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite classroom supply? A “pointy” pencil!
Why did the reindeer get detention? He was caught horsing around—with a moose!
What kind of grades do reindeer get? Straight “A-antlers!”
Why was the reindeer’s backpack so heavy? It was full of snowballs!
What did the reindeer say after acing the test? “I sleighed it!”
What snack does a reindeer bring to school? Antler-chips and dip!
Why did the teacher give the reindeer a gold star? Because he was “reindeerly” awesome!

How do reindeer decorate their houses? With tinsel and hoof-lights!
What do reindeer do on Christmas Eve? Stay up late to hear sleigh gossip!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite holiday song? “Jingle Bells, Antlers Smell!”
Why did Rudolph get a time-out? He was glowing off again!
What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a snowman? Frostbite!
What do reindeer wear at the North Pole party? Their “ice” suits!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite Christmas treat? Snow cones with candy canes!
What did the reindeer do when it saw Santa? Started doing the “sleigh shuffle!”
What’s a reindeer’s favorite bedtime story? “The Night Before Giftmas!”
What do reindeer say when they take selfies? “Sleigh cheese!”
Why was the reindeer jumping on the couch? He was practicing for Santa’s sleigh ride!
What kind of music do reindeer listen to? Wrap music!
What did the reindeer say about Christmas lights? “They sleigh me every year!”
What do reindeer do in snowstorms? They “chill” out with cocoa!
Why was Dasher always early? Because he dashed through everything!

Why did the reindeer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
The “horn!”
Why don’t reindeer use cell phones?
Too many “roaming” charges!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of bread?
Rye-deer!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deer.
Deer who?
Deer Santa, I’ve been good all year!
What do reindeer sing at birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to Deer!”
What do reindeer do at sleepovers?
Tell “antler-dotes!”
What do you call a dancing reindeer?
Funky antlers!
What did the reindeer say to the carrot?
You’re lookin’ “grate!”
How do reindeer stay in shape?
They do “hoofie” workouts!
What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes?
A “pun-deer!”
Why did the reindeer start a band?
He had great horns and rhythm!
What do reindeer and crayons have in common?
They both love to draw attention!
What kind of pizza do reindeer love?
Moosarella!
What’s a reindeer’s favorite dance?
The antler shuffle!

Why was Rudolph always picked first? Because he really knew how to “shine!”
What do you call Rudolph with no nose? You can’t—he wouldn’t smell you coming!
What did Donner say to Blitzen at dinner? “Stop horsing around—we’re reindeer!”
Why did Cupid write a love song? Because his name says it all!
What did Vixen say after a long flight? “My hooves need a holiday!”
What’s Rudolph’s least favorite subject? Glow-graphy!
What’s Comet’s favorite dessert? Meteorite muffins!
Why did Dasher win the race? Because he was born to “zoom!”
What’s Prancer’s favorite hobby? Ballet… with antlers!
Why don’t the reindeer ever get lost? Rudolph lights the way!
What’s Rudolph’s go-to drink? Hot cocoa with a marshmallow nose!
Why did Blitzen visit the library? To check out sleigh strategies!
What did Santa say when Rudolph sneezed? “Bless you and your shiny nose!”
What’s Rudolph’s favorite weather? Foggy nights, of course!
Why was Rudolph the class clown? He was always glowing with jokes!